I don’t know if you’ve ever had the unfortunate experience of being at the DMV and being one piece of paper short of everything you need, but it’s the worst. THE WORST. DON’T EVER DO THIS. I am here, in downtown Dallas, about to shoot myself if the face. I can’t.
If you see this, and have my current insurance card and a spare 45 minutes, could you bring it to me? Much obliged.
In the mean time, I’ll be here, cursing and adding time to how long I’ll be in purgatory.
%#*+ you, DMV.